Dear Jezebel and Medusa,I thought it was time I wrote you, my dear ovaries, a letter. Word on the street has it that you are not happy about the fact that you are still in business.I don't blame you. You've been doing the whole egg release thing since I was 12. I'd be bored if I had the same job for 38 years, too. But rather than just pack up and close shop like most middle-aged ovaries would do, you just keep on truckin' on. And then every month you make a big stink about the fact that [...]
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