One day as I was looking around a high-end cosmetics store for a new lipstick, a "beauty expert" approached me and said that I was so stunning I should forget the lipstick, and get a lip plumper instead. At first I wondered why I needed a lip plumper if I was already so stunning. But then I thought, "Now here is someone wearing a badge that says, beauty expert,' so if she thinks a lip plumper is the one thing that will make me a model of facial perfection, I'm all for it." In her defense, [...]
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