One morning I got up, looked in the mirror, and saw a constellation on my face. There it was, the Big Dipper of zits: One on my nose, two on my chin and two on my cheek. Connect the dots and you got a saucepan."Augh!" I groaned to my husband. "Look at my face. I have pimples in the shape of the Big Dipper.""No, Honey, it's more like Orion's Belt. See how it goes across here," he said, tracing the spots across my face.I stood dumbfounded. Then the kids walked in."What's up?" [...]
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