I was in mid-eyelash when I heard a knock on the door."Can I use the bathroom?" my husband asked through the door."No." I replied."No?""No.""Why?" he wondered."I'm putting on my mascara and I'm mid-eyelash. You can't interrupt me in the middle of the process.""Why?""It'll mess the whole thing up. The mascara will dry and then when I try to put on the second coat my eyelashes will clump. Then I'll have to take it all off and start over.""Clumping is bad?" he [...]
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