"What's with all this candy?" asked my husband, eyeballing a large stack of candy bags on the table."It's for Halloween," I replied nonchalantly."But Halloween isn't for two more weeks," he protested."I know," I said. "But I had to get it now because of the Candy Apocalypse.""Candy Apocalypse?" he wondered. "I'm not sure I want to ask.""Well," I said. "Rumor has it there's going to be a shortage of candy this year so everyone is stocking up on chocolate early. I didn't want [...]
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