"I caught the dog looking at himself in the full-length mirror today," I said to my husband. "I think he's feeling a little self-conscious about his thighs. And he's worried about putting on weight over the holidays.""The dog is worried?" my husband asked."Yes, he noticed that he's put on a few pounds since Halloween and he wants to make sure he doesn't get any heavier.""The dog said that?" my husband wondered."He did. He's going to go on a diet, and I decided to do it with him [...]
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