“So, what did the doctor say about Dad,” I asked my mom over the phone.“He has an Incarcerated Hernia,” she replied.“INCARCERATED Hernia?” I repeated.“Yes.”“Why is it incarcerated? Did it rob a bank?”“What? No.”“Unlawful entry? Obstruction? Insider trading?” I asked.“No!”“So, why are they sending it up the river?”“They’re [...]
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