Lost in Suburbia: Have your slug and eat it, too

Experience has taught me that dogs can, and will eat anything that smells interesting, chew on whatever is chewable, and lick wherever they can reach because they are dogs and that is what they do.Of course what my dog Monty finds interesting to eat and what I find interesting to eat are vastly different. I like to think that I have a more discerning palate than he does and he in turn must assume that I'm a freak because I throw away all the good parts. Unlike humans, there is no such thing [...]