"What did Joel get you for your anniversary?" asked my mom."Nothing yet," I replied. "But it's a big one, so it should be something good.""Any time a married couple doesn't kill each other for another year, it's a big one," she said.I laughed. My parents were coming up on 56 years together so my mother was practically an expert at avoiding marital murder. They actually get along great now. Whenever they have a fight, 5 minutes in they forget what they're fighting about. Ten minutes [...]
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