ONE, never, absolutely never, look at your face in the mirror on your car's flip-down sun visor It is far too close to you and will make you look to yourself like a huge and scary monster. With a mustache. TWO, never under any circumstances try on a bathing suit in the fish-tank fluorescence of a department store dressing room without first taking the proper precautions. By that I mean, should you chance to even find a suit you would dare wear in the glare of sunlight, ask the sales person [...]
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